Friday, October 5, 2007

Even More Pieces

I can not believe it's Friday already. This week has flown by! Well I'm back with even more random, useless info. Enjoy.

126. October 5. High: 90 degrees. The world's ending. Soon.

127. I was never allowed to participate in Halloween as a child. Did it scar me? Not so much. Dressing up and begging for candy never appealed to me anyway. *shrug* Am I passing out candy this year? Doubt it.

128. Kirk Franklin is freakin brilliant. I love his song Imagine Me and that new one he got out (can't think of the name of it). If only I could get pass the image burned in my head of him sitting in a hotel room stroking his jank watching porn on pay per view. (y'all saw his interview on Oprah right?) *sigh*

129. Last year around this time, I was in Egypt. Fukin awesome!

130. I just found out my momma took out a life insurance policy on me when I was a freshman in college (1992) because I started dating this dude that lived in S.E. DC. She said she needed money to pay for my funeral cuz I was living the "fast life" back then. Isn't that something!?! My feelings were hurt for like a day.

131. My grandmomma (she's 82) had never been to an airport until this past Sept when I took her with me to go pick up my sister. Can you imagine that? All ya life and never been to an airport. Nevermind getting on an actual plane! Crazy to me! I don't think my momma's ever been on a plane either!

132. I have a hard time swallowing pills. It freaks me out.

133. I am so amazed by every day things. Have you noticed how most trees especially along the highway are all the same height? Isn't it awesome how babies are made? Blue sky, green grass, brown dirt? Airplanes? I am just amazed.

134. I can not eat fried chicken from Popeyes or KFC. Nope can't do it. It's something about the slimy skin. Ohmigod I'm freakin gagging!

135. I could really do without peanut butter.

136. Who came up with words?

137. It's almost that time...to..start... CROCHETING! YAYYY! If only the weather would friggin cooperate. (see #126) hmpf!

138. If I see one more thing about Brit Brit I swear foe Gawd and all HIS diciplines I am gonna SCREAM! Do I really care about her and her disaster of a life? I got my own disasters! *eye roll*

139. Looks like I'll be donating my shoes to charity. *sigh*

140. I just joined this awesome book club thingy. I never could figure out what to do with all the books I've read. This is great! It's the small thangs people! The small thangs!

141. I am a CNN junkie!

142. HGTV has lost it's thrill. Do we really need another redecorating show? I mean really!

143. I am an introvert.

144. I am so not interested in politics at all. I am not moved by Barrack. I don't care.

145. Went to my first Hooka Bar a few weeks ago. Aside from the tangy pit foreigner that insisted on holding his arms up in front of the fan, it was great!

146. I barely ever drank alcohol. I'm too grown fa that!

147. I can't remember the name of the dude I "went out" with for a few months after my high school graduation. Hmmm. When I do my numbers, I always seem to leave him out. LOL! What was his name? Dayum I hate when that happens!

148. I don't hold any regrets. I AM my experiences. Wouldn't change a thang!

149. I have a timeshare that I don't use. Talk about throwing away money. Just retarded.

150. I am content.

That's all I got. Have a fantastic holiday weekend.

Durty

14 comments:

dc_speaks said...

im first.

awwww...those are cool pieces of information.

thanks for sharing!

proacTiff said...

You have a hard time swallowing... um pills? Is that code word for something else white, coated, dissolvable, chalky and milkshake thick?

Um...It'll get easier if you keep at it; or put it far back in your throat.

*LOL* Hugs,
Pro

Organized Noise said...

126: I'm with you. Although if this is how it is in October, one can only hope for a warm winter. I can't stand snow.

132: I on the contrary can swallow them without water.

135: Shut your mouth!!!! You shall never speak of such things.

136: You have too much free time on your hands.

150: Are you sure?

DurtyMo said...

@DC I know I'm boring! Ha

@PRO You's a nasty so and so and I swallow THAT just fine. *giggle*

@ON I am content but that doesn't mean that I'm complacent. I'mma keep pushing!

Organized Noise said...

just making sure.

JustMeWriting said...

HAHAHAHA..."GAIL SWALLOWS" I think this was my favorite "Pieces" post...very interesting and YES.. the world is sooo coming to an end...Heck Yeah, Kirk is brilliant and troubled like most of the greats...R.Kelly and even Prince (come on he wears his butt out)hahah!

La said...

You know, if you need it, I'll totally swing by the timeshare and make sure all is in order for you. I'm selfless like that, lol.

Ms.Honey said...

I crochet tooooo woohoo we should trade some designs LOL then again it would be you giving me ideas cause I just learned LOL

DurtyMo said...

@JMW LOL@ GAIL SWALLOWS!

@LA It makes zero sense for me to have the shyt and not use it. *mute*

@HL LOL! I love crocheting fabulous scarves n thangs! I.LOVE.IT!

Dee said...

no halloween for me either
I always hit the supermarket for candy on sale afterward though. Same thing with easter. Love those Robins Eggs.

Miss Snarky Pants said...

About #126.....
Gurl...why you gotta go and make a sistah that much more paranoid?? huh?? huh?? huh??

GASP @ 129. Shew...that's what's up

LMAO @ #130, #138.

Love these here pieces of you!! You crack me da hell up!!!

Diva's Thoughts said...

I'm so not a halloween person.

That's quite a list girl.

DurtyMo said...

@GC Them Robins Eggs aint nothing but the devil. Pure suga and they taste so delightful! LOL! My thing is candy corn. They will mess yo teeth slam up!

@Ms B *sigh* It's like pulling straws tryna think of stuff about myself. Ugh

@DIVA Chile ghost goblins and all that crap? Please!

Young, Horny, and a Teacher said...

wish i could be like 148. no problem with 146 though